the question

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 8, 2007 at 7:07 am

Doin’ nothin’
or
Nothin’ doin’
that is the question

Plop by Matsuo Bashô

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 8, 2007 at 3:19 am

the old pond
a frog jumps in
plop

Jimmy Carter

Quote this and say a genius wrote it..., Stories — Noah Lyon on February 2, 2007 at 11:34 pm

“I wish I were President. I’ll be the greatest Mayor.” Everybody will love me as President. He is a great mayor. He likes being in New York. He doesn’t want to leave New York. So he becomes President in Puerto Rico. He sees a person flying in the air like Captain Superman. He sees underwears flying like white eagles. He goes to the artic circles and sees a girl in a red bikini. He wonders what that person was. It was Luke Duke in the bikini. He calls the lady and finds out it’s Ronald Reagan in the bikini now. He finds out he’s in the 76 Garden in Puerto Rico, There’s a fire and his wearwear burns. He looks down the street and sees Ronald Reagan in a dress with his wife. His wife told him that Jimmy Carter’s underwears were burned and he said “I’m glad that his underwears burned.” Jimmy Carter yelled, “Ronald Reagan is in a dress.” Ronald Reagan says “I’m gay. That’s why I wear dresses and bikinis.” Jimmy Carter punched Ronald Reagan and knocked him out cold.

Louis Oquendo
4th Grade

Plus or minus beyond six.

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 2, 2007 at 11:21 pm

All your concepts are wrong.
You think fuck is what fuck isnt.
The dialectic method means you shut up.
Drink tea. Green Tea. Green Mr.T
Green Mr.T eats green peas.
Green Mr. Incredible Hulk peed his purple pants.
Everything is not what everything is but it is.
Once you get to the void. There is an immense sense of relief.
Some type of Nirvana record playing in the background.
When you void? Thats taking some kind of dump.
In some language. That explains why Nirvana
sounds like shit. Plus or minus distortion levels beyond
six.

#9

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 2, 2007 at 11:08 pm

The American flag
is the wrong color.
Tito Puente is god.

January 18th, 2007

Op-Ed, Poetry, Wordly Matters — Noah Lyon on January 30, 2007 at 12:19 am

Dear Computer,

I hope you get a virus.
Die!

your pal, Greg

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