TV is so smart. It’s the closest thing to God that I ever met. It gives AIDS to everyone on the planet. Visual AIDS.

5 dudes enter the stage.

Romulus. Batman. Ted. Howie & Detective.

They all start humming. Somebody throws a toaster oven. Howie shouts, “Screen saver!” at Batman who is using the toaster to set fire to an American Flag. Somebody shouts Fire in a crowded theater. But the theaters not really crowded because nobody goes to theater.

A dog runs across the stage.

Detective explains copyright law.

Ted & Detective talk about Tux Dog in interrogation room.

Black people come in and give everyone props.

Romulus really likes falafels & rolls them across the stage occasionally.
Batman beats him for wasting food.

Mary Magdalene shows Ted the�??????

The wheel in the sky keeps on turnin’, I don’t know where I’ll be tomorrow. Maybe I’ll be in McDonalds eating a Big Mac. I’d rather eat shit out of a kangaroos ass.

Demi Moore? More like Semi Whore!

I’m so tired I could eat a horse.

Toot toot goes the bell.
I wonder what chicken farts sound like?
Do snakes fart?
The man sitting next to me is farting.

The
War
On
Terror

I’ve been reading the Internet.

This book is supernatural,

For there is always one more page.

I’m not serious
But I am
Sincere.

Doin’ nothin’
or
Nothin’ doin’
that is the question