2.26.07 – 3:26 am

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on March 11, 2007 at 8:31 pm

Brushing Teeth
Like stumps
On a log.
There is a lot of Purple Tus
In the the cabinet.

FOX 5

Op-Ed, Poetry — Noah Lyon on March 11, 2007 at 8:29 pm

TV is so smart. It’s the closest thing to God that I ever met. It gives AIDS to everyone on the planet. Visual AIDS.

A Play (2005)

Poetry, Stories — Noah Lyon on March 1, 2007 at 4:32 pm

5 dudes enter the stage.

Romulus. Batman. Ted. Howie & Detective.

They all start humming. Somebody throws a toaster oven. Howie shouts, “Screen saver!” at Batman who is using the toaster to set fire to an American Flag. Somebody shouts Fire in a crowded theater. But the theaters not really crowded because nobody goes to theater.

A dog runs across the stage.

Detective explains copyright law.

Ted & Detective talk about Tux Dog in interrogation room.

Black people come in and give everyone props.

Romulus really likes falafels & rolls them across the stage occasionally.
Batman beats him for wasting food.

Mary Magdalene shows Ted the�??????

MONDAY 2007

Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 27, 2007 at 3:58 am

The wheel in the sky keeps on turnin’, I don’t know where I’ll be tomorrow. Maybe I’ll be in McDonalds eating a Big Mac. I’d rather eat shit out of a kangaroos ass.

Indecent Proposal

Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 27, 2007 at 3:55 am

Demi Moore? More like Semi Whore!

Ancient Wisdom — Noah Lyon on February 27, 2007 at 3:46 am

I’m so tired I could eat a horse.

Poem about Farting

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 27, 2007 at 3:44 am

Toot toot goes the bell.
I wonder what chicken farts sound like?
Do snakes fart?
The man sitting next to me is farting.

Bush’s Twot

Poetry, Wordly Matters — Noah Lyon on February 22, 2007 at 10:14 pm

The
War
On
Terror

It’s Time to Vacuum

Poetry, Wordly Matters — Noah Lyon on February 21, 2007 at 3:34 pm

I’ve been reading the Internet.

This book is supernatural,

For there is always one more page.

Keeping It Real

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 8, 2007 at 3:22 pm

I’m not serious
But I am
Sincere.

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