It’s the kind of place that makes
a bum, feel like a king
And it makes a king
feel like some nutty koo koo
super king.

heroin cow - he’s on drugs
I said do you want beef?
He said What What!!!
so I stabbed him in his butt
with his own syringe

So many smells

1. where do i begin
2. how many are there
3. what is it
4. furthermore
5. and then
6. more stuff
7. where the fuck are all these numbers coming from?

Does any body even care about this sport anymore? I mean come on! Really what’s up with the ballgame.

The bald game.

Rub two heads together.

Mike Tyson & The Game.

Whoever gets the most facial tattoos wins.

On TV
Stands Odell
With those Knives
He wants to sell
He could easily take your life
With a big bright shiny knife

True Farts
Should not be
Challenged

Brushing Teeth
Like stumps
On a log.
There is a lot of Purple Tus
In the the cabinet.

TV is so smart. It’s the closest thing to God that I ever met. It gives AIDS to everyone on the planet. Visual AIDS.

5 dudes enter the stage.

Romulus. Batman. Ted. Howie & Detective.

They all start humming. Somebody throws a toaster oven. Howie shouts, “Screen saver!” at Batman who is using the toaster to set fire to an American Flag. Somebody shouts Fire in a crowded theater. But the theaters not really crowded because nobody goes to theater.

A dog runs across the stage.

Detective explains copyright law.

Ted & Detective talk about Tux Dog in interrogation room.

Black people come in and give everyone props.

Romulus really likes falafels & rolls them across the stage occasionally.
Batman beats him for wasting food.

Mary Magdalene shows Ted the�??????

The wheel in the sky keeps on turnin’, I don’t know where I’ll be tomorrow. Maybe I’ll be in McDonalds eating a Big Mac. I’d rather eat shit out of a kangaroos ass.