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	<title>© RETARD RIOT RITING &#62;&#62; NOAH LYON  pushing poetry and other wordly matters ™</title>
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	<description>Poems and Other Wordly Matters by NOAH LYON</description>
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		<title>little baby Jesus Internet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Where have all the internets gone?
Have smoked I them in my bong?
Once an email, always an email.
Today I recieved an email from a shemale.
The service provider stepped on my toe. I didn&#8217;t happen to like it very much.
SOPA? What&#8217;s that? A bill? A five dollar bill? with Abraham Lincoln on it wearing a hat?
EVERYBODY DOWNLOAD [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2011/12/20/little-baby-jesus-internet/</link>
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		<title>Most of All</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At best we are just human. Sometimes we forget the tragedies one must bear in life. The important thong to remember is Sisqo&#8217;s thong song.  
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		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2010/05/14/most-of-all/</link>
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		<title>The Unbearable Lightness of Being a Sports-related Injury</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Barf in a shoe. Wear it to a Mets game. Call it your Barf Shoe. Call in sick to work. They will never know that you were at a sporting event. The smell of the Barf shoe will cover your tracks.   
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		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2010/05/10/the-unbearable-lightness-of-being-a-sports-related-injury/</link>
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		<title>Exlamation point (fuck you!)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, let&#8217;s get one thing clear. Smog. Okay, now that the smog is clear can someone do something about the goddamn fog? I&#8217;ve been wearing my foghat all week. There is only so much &#8220;slow riding&#8221; and &#8220;taking it easy&#8221; one can do before they blow a gasket. Which reminds me, I&#8217;m late for my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2010/05/04/exlamation-point-fuck-you/</link>
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		<title>Everytime I think of stuff</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Every time I think of stuff
I think about what it is
Is it a moose?
Or is a pig?
Or is it some kind of angry pig-moose?
That&#8217;s what it is not is.
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		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2009/02/24/everytime-i-think-of-stuff/</link>
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		<title>The Blob of Internet Street</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not blogging.
I&#8217;m blobbing.
Blobbing up and down,
the sweaty sidewalk
of Internet Street.
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		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2008/07/22/the-blob-of-internet-street/</link>
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		<title>Sharpies are the best.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I love them.
Dear Sharpie company
I would love to endorse your product.
Sometime I get Sharpie on my face
When I am drawing
Oh
Dear Sharpie
I can&#8217;t throw you out
Where did you come from
Some kind of super marker planet where everything is cool and awesome and permanent.
Sometimes Sharpies go around in a circle
Chanting
They tell me to draw things.
Terrible things
And funny [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2008/05/16/sharpies-are-the-best/</link>
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		<title>Rain</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rain.
What is it and why is it here?
Is it God&#8217;s poop?
Who gives a shit.
Rain.
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		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2008/05/12/rain/</link>
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		<title>To Do List</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1 &#8211; Borrow some stuff.
2- Throw it out.
3- Make more to do lists.
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		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2008/04/04/to-do-list/</link>
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		<title>What&#8217;s up with stuff?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s up with stuff?
Does it make you feel tough? Want to shove it in your muff?
Can you eat it? If it were a cookie? Hairy like a wookie?
Harry like Whodini? Where is it?
What&#8217;s up with stuff?
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		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2008/03/18/whats-up-with-stuff/</link>
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