http://retardriot.com/riting Poems and Other Wordly Matters by NOAH LYON Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:54:07 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I'm not blogging. I'm blobbing. Blobbing up and down, the sweaty sidewalk of Internet Street. http://retardriot.com/riting/2008/07/22/the-blob-of-internet-street/ I love them. Dear Sharpie company I would love to endorse your product. Sometime I get Sharpie on my face When I am drawing Oh Dear Sharpie I can't throw you out Where did you come from Some kind of super marker planet where everything is cool and awesome and permanent. Sometimes Sharpies go around in a circle Chanting They tell me ... http://retardriot.com/riting/2008/05/16/sharpies-are-the-best/ Rain. What is it and why is it here? Is it God's poop? Who gives a shit. Rain. http://retardriot.com/riting/2008/05/12/rain/ 1 - Borrow some stuff. 2- Throw it out. 3- Make more to do lists. http://retardriot.com/riting/2008/04/04/to-do-list/ What's up with stuff? Does it make you feel tough? Want to shove it in your muff? Can you eat it? If it were a cookie? Hairy like a wookie? Harry like Whodini? Where is it? What's up with stuff? http://retardriot.com/riting/2008/03/18/whats-up-with-stuff/ I'm on a writer's strike. The internet is TV. I write on the computer and then I punch it. Strike one for me. Pitching great TV. http://retardriot.com/riting/2007/12/25/writers-strike/ The presidential debates haven't really touched on the issue of stuff. They've touched on little Timmy. Inappropriately, I might add. Like 5 plus 9 equals thirteen Timmy clones, but I don't believe there is enough empirical evidence to prove that that stuff is to blame for stem-cell research. But stuff ... http://retardriot.com/riting/2007/11/22/growing-concern-with-stuff/ Ted Demme is Ted. Ted Demme isn't Lemmy. But He has a motörhead. A motör-shaped head. http://retardriot.com/riting/2007/11/22/whats-up-with-ted/ Terrence Bumblebee had trouble with his motor engine. It was the motor engine that made the world spin on its axis. His neighbor, Donald Doucheington, had told the whole neighborhood that the axis was evil. Then one day, while Terrence was on his way to meet Grandpa at the grocery ... http://retardriot.com/riting/2007/10/11/terrence-bumblebee/ It's the kind of place that makes a bum, feel like a king And it makes a king feel like some nutty koo koo super king. http://retardriot.com/riting/2007/06/13/nutty-koo-koo-super-king-of-new-york/