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little baby Jesus Internet

Noah Lyon — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 11:54:30 +0000

Where have all the internets gone?
Have smoked I them in my bong?
Once an email, always an email.
Today I recieved an email from a shemale.
The service provider stepped on my toe. I didn’t happen to like it very much.
SOPA? What’s that? A bill? A five dollar bill? with Abraham Lincoln on it wearing a hat?

EVERYBODY DOWNLOAD THE ENTIRE INTERNET ALL AT THE SAME TIME THEN WE WILL ALL HAVE THE BEST IPAD PARTY EVER

December 25th, the birth, the great day.

Thank you Jesus,
Thank you little baby Jesus Internet.

The Unbearable Lightness of Being a Sports-related Injury

Noah Lyon — Mon, 10 May 2010 09:30:30 +0000

Barf in a shoe. Wear it to a Mets game. Call it your Barf Shoe. Call in sick to work. They will never know that you were at a sporting event. The smell of the Barf shoe will cover your tracks.

Exlamation point (fuck you!)

Noah Lyon — Wed, 05 May 2010 04:21:36 +0000

Okay, let’s get one thing clear. Smog. Okay, now that the smog is clear can someone do something about the goddamn fog? I’ve been wearing my foghat all week. There is only so much “slow riding” and “taking it easy” one can do before they blow a gasket. Which reminds me, I’m late for my basket weaving class. That’s gonna be my ticket outta this dump. With a hand woven basket on my head there’s no telling what I could do. For one thing, this stnking fog won’t be able to sink it’s talons any deeper into my skull. Then I’ll kick this fucking fog’s ass from here to Montana. Karate kick a slurpee and hi-five a grandma. Straight up and down, do the funky chicken an’ I’m out. Peace & Hallalujah!

Growing concern with stuff…

Noah Lyon — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 13:55:24 +0000

The presidential debates haven’t really touched on the issue of stuff. They’ve touched on little Timmy. Inappropriately, I might add. Like 5 plus 9 equals thirteen Timmy clones, but I don’t believe there is enough empirical evidence to prove that that stuff is to blame for stem-cell research. But stuff is definitely an issue when it comes to global warmalism. Where does Hillary Clinton stand on stuff… On a helicopter? Has Barrack Obama raised the issue of black stuff? Rudy Guiliani, who is definitely a queer, hasn’t mentioned stuff once. Stuff is everywhere. Open your eyes to the facts people! Stuff isn’t going anywhere any time soon! And sooner or later stuff is going effect you and everyone else with stuff. So you’d better start thinking about stuff… before stuff starts thinking about you.

Transcribing the internet

Noah Lyon — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:58:42 +0000

So many smells

where do i begin
how many are there
what is it
furthermore
and then
more stuff
where the fuck are all these numbers coming from?

Bush’s Twot

Noah Lyon — Fri, 23 Feb 2007 03:14:44 +0000

The
War
On
Terror

It’s Time to Vacuum

Noah Lyon — Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:34:43 +0000

I’ve been reading the Internet.

This book is supernatural,

For there is always one more page.

January 18th, 2007

Noah Lyon — Tue, 30 Jan 2007 05:19:06 +0000

Dear Computer,

I hope you get a virus.
Die!

your pal, Greg