Demi Moore? More like Semi Whore!

Toot toot goes the bell.
I wonder what chicken farts sound like?
Do snakes fart?
The man sitting next to me is farting.

The
War
On
Terror

I’ve been reading the Internet.

This book is supernatural,

For there is always one more page.

I’m not serious
But I am
Sincere.

Doin’ nothin’
or
Nothin’ doin’
that is the question

the old pond
a frog jumps in
plop

All your concepts are wrong.
You think fuck is what fuck isnt.
The dialectic method means you shut up.
Drink tea. Green Tea. Green Mr.T
Green Mr.T eats green peas.
Green Mr. Incredible Hulk peed his purple pants.
Everything is not what everything is but it is.
Once you get to the void. There is an immense sense of relief.
Some type of Nirvana record playing in the background.
When you void? Thats taking some kind of dump.
In some language. That explains why Nirvana
sounds like shit. Plus or minus distortion levels beyond
six.

The American flag
is the wrong color.
Tito Puente is god.

Dear Computer,

I hope you get a virus.
Die!

your pal, Greg