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	<title>© RETARD RIOT RITING &#62;&#62; NOAH LYON  pushing poetry and other wordly matters ™ &#187; Ancient Wisdom</title>
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		<title>Everytime I think of stuff</title>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2009/02/24/everytime-i-think-of-stuff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Noah Lyon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every time I think of stuff
I think about what it is
Is it a moose?
Or is a pig?
Or is it some kind of angry pig-moose?
That&#8217;s what it is not is.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Every time I think of stuff<br />
I think about what it is<br />
Is it a moose?<br />
Or is a pig?<br />
Or is it some kind of angry pig-moose?</p>
<p>That&#8217;s what it is not is.</p>
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		<title>Rain</title>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2008/05/12/rain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 11:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Noah Lyon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rain.
What is it and why is it here?
Is it God&#8217;s poop?
Who gives a shit.
Rain.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rain.<br />
What is it and why is it here?<br />
Is it God&#8217;s poop?<br />
Who gives a shit.</p>
<p>Rain.</p>
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		<title>Feb. 24th 2007 &#8211; 3:AM</title>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2007/03/11/feb-24th-2007-3am/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:33:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Noah Lyon</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[True Farts
Should not be
Challenged
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>True Farts<br />
Should not be<br />
Challenged</p>
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		<title>2.26.07 &#8211; 3:26 am</title>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2007/03/11/22607-326-am/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Noah Lyon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brushing Teeth
Like stumps
On a log.
There is a lot of Purple Tus
In the the cabinet.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brushing Teeth<br />
Like stumps<br />
On a log.<br />
There is a lot of Purple Tus<br />
In the the cabinet.</p>
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		<title>&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2007/02/27/17/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Noah Lyon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ancient Wisdom]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m so tired I could eat a horse.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m so tired I could eat a horse.</p>
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		<title>Poem about Farting</title>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2007/02/27/poem-about-farting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Noah Lyon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toot toot goes the bell.
I wonder what chicken farts sound like?
Do snakes fart?
The man sitting next to me is farting.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Toot toot goes the bell.<br />
I wonder what chicken farts sound like?<br />
Do snakes fart?<br />
The man sitting next to me is farting.</p>
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		<title>Keeping It Real</title>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2007/02/08/on-keeping-it-real-part-one/</link>
		<comments>http://retardriot.com/riting/2007/02/08/on-keeping-it-real-part-one/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 20:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Noah Lyon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ancient Wisdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not serious
But I am
Sincere.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not serious<br />
But I am<br />
Sincere.</p>
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		<title>the question</title>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2007/02/08/the-question/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Noah Lyon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ancient Wisdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doin&#8217; nothin&#8217;
or
Nothin&#8217; doin&#8217;
that is the question
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Doin&#8217; nothin&#8217;<br />
or<br />
Nothin&#8217; doin&#8217;<br />
that is the question</p>
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		<title>Plop by Matsuo Bashô</title>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2007/02/08/plop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:19:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Noah Lyon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ancient Wisdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[the old pond
a frog jumps in
plop
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the old pond<br />
a frog jumps in<br />
plop</p>
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		<title>Plus or minus beyond six.</title>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/riting/2007/02/02/plus-or-minus-beyond-six/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Noah Lyon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Ancient Wisdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[All your concepts are wrong.
You think fuck is what fuck isnt.
The dialectic method means you shut up.
Drink tea. Green Tea. Green Mr.T
Green Mr.T eats green peas.
Green Mr. Incredible Hulk peed his purple pants.
Everything is not what everything is but it is.
Once you get to the void. There is an immense sense of relief.
Some type of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All your concepts are wrong.<br />
You think fuck is what fuck isnt.<br />
The dialectic method means you shut up.<br />
Drink tea. Green Tea. Green Mr.T<br />
Green Mr.T eats green peas.<br />
Green Mr. Incredible Hulk peed his purple pants.<br />
Everything is not what everything is but it is.<br />
Once you get to the void. There is an immense sense of relief.<br />
Some type of Nirvana record playing in the background.<br />
When you void? Thats taking some kind of dump.<br />
In some language. That explains why Nirvana<br />
sounds like shit. Plus or minus distortion levels beyond<br />
six.</p>
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