Everytime I think of stuff

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 24, 2009 at 10:50 am

Every time I think of stuff
I think about what it is
Is it a moose?
Or is a pig?
Or is it some kind of angry pig-moose?

That’s what it is not is.

Rain

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on May 12, 2008 at 6:13 am

Rain.
What is it and why is it here?
Is it God’s poop?
Who gives a shit.

Rain.

Feb. 24th 2007 – 3:AM

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on March 11, 2007 at 8:33 pm

True Farts
Should not be
Challenged

2.26.07 – 3:26 am

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on March 11, 2007 at 8:31 pm

Brushing Teeth
Like stumps
On a log.
There is a lot of Purple Tus
In the the cabinet.

Ancient Wisdom — Noah Lyon on February 27, 2007 at 3:46 am

I’m so tired I could eat a horse.

Poem about Farting

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 27, 2007 at 3:44 am

Toot toot goes the bell.
I wonder what chicken farts sound like?
Do snakes fart?
The man sitting next to me is farting.

Keeping It Real

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 8, 2007 at 3:22 pm

I’m not serious
But I am
Sincere.

the question

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 8, 2007 at 7:07 am

Doin’ nothin’
or
Nothin’ doin’
that is the question

Plop by Matsuo Bashô

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 8, 2007 at 3:19 am

the old pond
a frog jumps in
plop

Plus or minus beyond six.

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 2, 2007 at 11:21 pm

All your concepts are wrong.
You think fuck is what fuck isnt.
The dialectic method means you shut up.
Drink tea. Green Tea. Green Mr.T
Green Mr.T eats green peas.
Green Mr. Incredible Hulk peed his purple pants.
Everything is not what everything is but it is.
Once you get to the void. There is an immense sense of relief.
Some type of Nirvana record playing in the background.
When you void? Thats taking some kind of dump.
In some language. That explains why Nirvana
sounds like shit. Plus or minus distortion levels beyond
six.

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