5 dudes enter the stage.

Romulus. Batman. Ted. Howie & Detective.

They all start humming. Somebody throws a toaster oven. Howie shouts, “Screen saver!” at Batman who is using the toaster to set fire to an American Flag. Somebody shouts Fire in a crowded theater. But the theaters not really crowded because nobody goes to theater.

A dog runs across the stage.

Detective explains copyright law.

Ted & Detective talk about Tux Dog in interrogation room.

Black people come in and give everyone props.

Romulus really likes falafels & rolls them across the stage occasionally.
Batman beats him for wasting food.

Mary Magdalene shows Ted the�??????