“I wish I were President. I’ll be the greatest Mayor.” Everybody will love me as President. He is a great mayor. He likes being in New York. He doesn’t want to leave New York. So he becomes President in Puerto Rico. He sees a person flying in the air like Captain Superman. He sees underwears flying like white eagles. He goes to the artic circles and sees a girl in a red bikini. He wonders what that person was. It was Luke Duke in the bikini. He calls the lady and finds out it’s Ronald Reagan in the bikini now. He finds out he’s in the 76 Garden in Puerto Rico, There’s a fire and his wearwear burns. He looks down the street and sees Ronald Reagan in a dress with his wife. His wife told him that Jimmy Carter’s underwears were burned and he said “I’m glad that his underwears burned.” Jimmy Carter yelled, “Ronald Reagan is in a dress.” Ronald Reagan says “I’m gay. That’s why I wear dresses and bikinis.” Jimmy Carter punched Ronald Reagan and knocked him out cold.

Louis Oquendo
4th Grade