MONDAY 2007

Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 27, 2007 at 3:58 am

The wheel in the sky keeps on turnin’, I don’t know where I’ll be tomorrow. Maybe I’ll be in McDonalds eating a Big Mac. I’d rather eat shit out of a kangaroos ass.

Indecent Proposal

Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 27, 2007 at 3:55 am

Demi Moore? More like Semi Whore!

Ancient Wisdom — Noah Lyon on February 27, 2007 at 3:46 am

I’m so tired I could eat a horse.

Poem about Farting

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 27, 2007 at 3:44 am

Toot toot goes the bell.
I wonder what chicken farts sound like?
Do snakes fart?
The man sitting next to me is farting.

Bush’s Twot

Poetry, Wordly Matters — Noah Lyon on February 22, 2007 at 10:14 pm

The
War
On
Terror

It’s Time to Vacuum

Poetry, Wordly Matters — Noah Lyon on February 21, 2007 at 3:34 pm

I’ve been reading the Internet.

This book is supernatural,

For there is always one more page.

Keeping It Real

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 8, 2007 at 3:22 pm

I’m not serious
But I am
Sincere.

the question

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 8, 2007 at 7:07 am

Doin’ nothin’
or
Nothin’ doin’
that is the question

Plop by Matsuo Bashô

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 8, 2007 at 3:19 am

the old pond
a frog jumps in
plop

Jimmy Carter

Quote this and say a genius wrote it..., Stories — Noah Lyon on February 2, 2007 at 11:34 pm

“I wish I were President. I’ll be the greatest Mayor.” Everybody will love me as President. He is a great mayor. He likes being in New York. He doesn’t want to leave New York. So he becomes President in Puerto Rico. He sees a person flying in the air like Captain Superman. He sees underwears flying like white eagles. He goes to the artic circles and sees a girl in a red bikini. He wonders what that person was. It was Luke Duke in the bikini. He calls the lady and finds out it’s Ronald Reagan in the bikini now. He finds out he’s in the 76 Garden in Puerto Rico, There’s a fire and his wearwear burns. He looks down the street and sees Ronald Reagan in a dress with his wife. His wife told him that Jimmy Carter’s underwears were burned and he said “I’m glad that his underwears burned.” Jimmy Carter yelled, “Ronald Reagan is in a dress.” Ronald Reagan says “I’m gay. That’s why I wear dresses and bikinis.” Jimmy Carter punched Ronald Reagan and knocked him out cold.

Louis Oquendo
4th Grade

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