in as few words as possible. The twiting of Doctor Ninja…

Quote this and say a genius wrote it... — Noah Lyon on June 29, 2009 at 11:21 am

http://twitter.com/doctor_NINJA

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http://twitter.com/doctor_NINJA

http://twitter.com/doctor_NINJA

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Everytime I think of stuff

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on February 24, 2009 at 10:50 am

Every time I think of stuff
I think about what it is
Is it a moose?
Or is a pig?
Or is it some kind of angry pig-moose?

That’s what it is not is.

The Blob of Internet Street

Poetry — Noah Lyon on July 22, 2008 at 5:53 pm

I’m not blogging.
I’m blobbing.
Blobbing up and down,
the sweaty sidewalk
of Internet Street.

Sharpies are the best.

Poetry — Noah Lyon on May 16, 2008 at 11:45 pm

I love them.
Dear Sharpie company
I would love to endorse your product.
Sometime I get Sharpie on my face
When I am drawing
Oh
Dear Sharpie
I can’t throw you out
Where did you come from
Some kind of super marker planet where everything is cool and awesome and permanent.
Sometimes Sharpies go around in a circle
Chanting
They tell me to draw things.
Terrible things
And funny things
And the best things.
If Sharpies were a food
They would be the best food.
Black Sharpies turn grey over time
It takes years for a Sharpie to die
Literally years
If I had to have some part of my body replaced with an inanimate object
It would be a Sharpie
Hopefully it would be one of my fingers and not my penis.

Rain

Ancient Wisdom, Poetry — Noah Lyon on May 12, 2008 at 6:13 am

Rain.
What is it and why is it here?
Is it God’s poop?
Who gives a shit.

Rain.

To Do List

Lists — Noah Lyon on April 4, 2008 at 12:20 pm

1 - Borrow some stuff.

2- Throw it out.

3- Make more to do lists.

What’s up with stuff?

Poetry, Quote this and say a genius wrote it... — Noah Lyon on March 18, 2008 at 5:18 pm

What’s up with stuff?
Does it make you feel tough? Want to shove it in your muff?
Can you eat it? If it were a cookie? Hairy like a wookie?
Harry like Whodini? Where is it?
What’s up with stuff?

Writer’s Strike

Poetry — Noah Lyon on December 25, 2007 at 10:35 am

I’m on a writer’s strike.
The internet is TV.
I write on the computer and then I punch it.
Strike one for me. Pitching great TV.

Growing concern with stuff…

Op-Ed, Wordly Matters — Noah Lyon on November 22, 2007 at 8:55 am

The presidential debates haven’t really touched on the issue of stuff. They’ve touched on little Timmy. Inappropriately, I might add. Like 5 plus 9 equals thirteen Timmy clones, but I don’t believe there is enough empirical evidence to prove that that stuff is to blame for stem-cell research. But stuff is definitely an issue when it comes to global warmalism. Where does Hillary Clinton stand on stuff… On a helicopter? Has Barrack Obama raised the issue of black stuff? Rudy Guiliani, who is definitely a queer, hasn’t mentioned stuff once. Stuff is everywhere. Open your eyes to the facts people! Stuff isn’t going anywhere any time soon! And sooner or later stuff is going effect you and everyone else with stuff. So you’d better start thinking about stuff… before stuff starts thinking about you.

What’s ”up” with Ted?

Poetry — Noah Lyon on November 22, 2007 at 8:36 am

Ted Demme is Ted.
Ted Demme isn’t Lemmy.
But He has a motörhead.
A motör-shaped head.

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