http://retardriot.com/reviews The wisdom of cultural critic Doctor Ninja Sun, 22 Jun 2008 05:00:42 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I'm going to attempt to do a psychic review of this record (A psychic review is when Doctor Ninja the Cultural Critic uses his power of spoon-bending, mind reading, psychic surgery and extreme knowledge to capture the spirit activity of something he has never heard, seen or even knew existed ... http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/05/18/mudmux-vol1-mudboy-with-extreme-animals-and-dark-dark-dark-7/ The kind of record I love... seven inches round, only 500 pressed, one sided clear vinyl with stamped white labels and a crazy sticker. Laser beams man... laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaser beams. Hmmm... this review is missing something, oh yeah, the music. Extreme Animals crush it as usual, crunk punk funk style. ... http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/04/16/juiceboxxx-dre-skull-center-stage-extreme-animals-remixxx-7/ This here's a plate of porkchops (BBQ style) that was pretty darn good. There's actually two pork chops on top of each other in this deceptive photgraph. I wasn't super hungry and in my attempt to reduce the risk of heartattack I split this meal with someone. Including the cornbread ... http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/04/08/acme-bar-grill/ I didn't read this book, cuz... well shit... I'm the fucking president. Fortunate Son, third edition - J.H. Hatfield introduction by Mark Crispin Miller preface by Greg Palast published by Soft Skull Press distributed by Publishers Group West http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/04/07/fortunate-son-george-bush-and-the-making-of-an-american-president-jh-hatfield/ Back to front... that's how manga is read in Japan. Not realizing I had Dadakai's English translation of Phoenix in my hand I began reading backwards. Reading backwards is a lot like reading in between the lines... it can really make you question the fundamental truths of human existence. The story ... http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/03/14/phoenix-volume-5-resurrection-by-osamu-tezuka/ MW is another masterpiece by comics-god Osamu Tezuka. The Japanese Walt Disney brings us the touching story of Michio Yuki… a careering banker by day, a kidnapping transvestite, poison gas damaged priest-fucker by night. Doesn’t sound much like the lovable robot Astro Boy comics Tezuka is known for in America, ... http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/01/10/mw-by-osamu-tezuka/ There's nothing better than scribbling on a wall. Mark makers making their mark wherever they may roam. For some, it’s proclamations of love, for others it’s a way of tracing their steps through a world of urban dystopia. And sometimes it's just a way to burst the bubble of boredom ... http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/01/07/public-wall-writing-in-philadelphia/ Superbad is the best fucking movie ever made. There I said it. Ha! http://retardriot.com/reviews/2007/12/14/superbad-best-movie-of-2007/ Escaping from prison is awesome! Read about it here... plus my early drug smuggling career. True Crime/Memoir Hardcover, 6.25 x 9.25 inches, 200 pages, 20 duotone and four-color photographs ISBN: 978-1-57687-361-8 www.powerhousebooks.com/books!/thiefsdream/ http://retardriot.com/reviews/2007/11/19/like-a-thiefs-dream-by-danny-lyon/ Holy-moly this movie is a mind-blower. It's made up of entirely found footage... there's advertisements with smooth seventies disco tunes, old propaganda films and news footage airplane hijackings... lot's of hijackings! You may not know this but in the 60's and 70's people were snatchin' planes left and right. They ... http://retardriot.com/reviews/2007/10/11/dial-h-i-s-t-o-r-y-by-johan-grimonprez/