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		<title>Basil Wolverton curated by Cameron Jamie at Gladstone Gallery &#8211; June 20 to August 14, 2009 &#8220;Producer of Preposterous Pictures of Peculiar People who Prowl this Perplexing Planet&#8221;</title>
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Enter the mind blowing MADness of Basil Wolverton in the ever extending exhibition of his outrageously awesome original drawings. It&#8217;s a must see for comic book fans &#38; connoisseurs of crazy fine line drawings alike. His Lena the Hyena portrait that graced the cover of Mad magazine #11 in 1954 is the Mona Lisa of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/reviews/2009/06/25/basil-wolverton-curated-by-cameron-jamie-at-gladstone-gallery-june-20-to-august-14-2009-producer-of-preposterous-pictures-of-peculiar-people-who-prowl-this-perplexing-planet/</link>
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		<title>Blatz / Filth &#8211; Shit Split,  re-realease on Alternative Tentacles (double CD / LP)</title>
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&#8220;Tonight we&#8217;re gonna fuk shit up&#8230; tonight we&#8217;re gonna fuk shit up &#8230; tonight we&#8217;re gonna fuk shit up &#8211; TONIGHT WE&#8217;RE GONNA FUK SHIT UP!!!!  &#8230;reeeaal good, motherfucker!&#8221; &#8211; Blatz 1991.
Parents, teachers and fascist cops, President fucking Bush the first, they think they&#8217;ve got it all under control huh? The powers that be have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/reviews/2009/02/02/blatz-filth-shit-split-double-cd-lp-re-realease-on-alternative-tentacles/</link>
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		<title>TV Watchers / Quackadero &#8211; Carl In the Sky with Diamonds &#8211; split CDR</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Put cd-r in player. Make it go round. It&#8217;s made of music. It sounds like sound. 2008 isn&#8217;t over yet but this is going in my top ten list of best albums of the year. Here&#8217;s a list of critically acclaimed TV Watchers songs.   (Critically acclaimed by me: Dr. Ninja the Cultural Critic)
1- Writers [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/11/24/tv-watchers-quackadero-carl-in-the-sky-with-diamonds-split-cdr/</link>
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		<title>DEAD KENNEDYS &#8211; Plastic Surgery Disasters</title>
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In lieu of an actual review here&#8217;s the lyrics to a song off Dead Kennedys classic &#8220;Plastic Surgery Disasters&#8221; Lp. Dead Kennedys are the greatest punk rock band of all time so download their discography today or buy their records used. Specifically don&#8217;t buy them new because Jello Biafra says not to. Listen to Jello [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/10/06/dead-kennedys-plastic-surgery-disasters/</link>
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		<title>Amebix &#8211; No Sanctuary: The Spiderleg Recordings</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Amebix sounds like someone yelling down a hole. This is classic crusty punk though, No Masters, No Gods. They sang it first. Twenty five years ago. Ironically that song doesn&#8217;t include the lyrics &#8220;no masters, no gods&#8221; so I guess they never sang it at all.
As far as anarcho-punk goes I much prefer Crass or [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/08/15/amebix-no-sanctuary-the-spiderleg-recordings/</link>
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		<title>Bill Daniel&#8217;s Mostly True: The Story Of Bozo Texino</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Out of all the books I&#8217;m reading this is mostly the best one. Mostly because it&#8217;s Hobo zine. It&#8217;s got the spunk &#38; spirit of a fanzine but theses Hobo tales take to the rails in the form of a book, nice and fancy like. It&#8217;s no punk zine of crummy stapled together zeroxes, this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/08/11/bill-daniels-mostly-true/</link>
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		<title>MUDMUX vol.1 &#8211; Mudboy with Extreme Animals and Dark Dark Dark 7&#8243;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to attempt to do a psychic review of this record (A psychic review is when Doctor Ninja the Cultural Critic uses his power of spoon-bending, mind reading, psychic surgery and extreme knowledge to capture the spirit activity of something he has never heard, seen or even knew existed before it magically appeared in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/05/18/mudmux-vol1-mudboy-with-extreme-animals-and-dark-dark-dark-7/</link>
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		<title>Juiceboxxx / Dre Skull &#8211; Center Stage &#8211; Extreme Animals REMIXXX 7&#8243;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The kind of record I love&#8230; seven inches round, only 500 pressed, one sided clear vinyl  with stamped white labels and a crazy sticker. Laser beams man&#8230; laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaser beams. Hmmm&#8230; this review is missing something, oh yeah, the music. Extreme Animals crush it as usual, crunk punk funk style. They punch up Dre Skull&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/04/16/juiceboxxx-dre-skull-center-stage-extreme-animals-remixxx-7/</link>
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		<title>ACME BAR &amp; GRILL</title>
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This here&#8217;s a plate of porkchops (BBQ style) that was pretty darn good. There&#8217;s actually two pork chops on top of each other in this deceptive photgraph. I wasn&#8217;t super hungry and in my attempt to reduce the risk of heartattack I split this meal with someone. Including the cornbread it came with (which had [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/04/08/acme-bar-grill/</link>
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		<title>Fortunate Son: George Bush and the Making of an American President &#8211; J.H. Hatfield</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t read this book, cuz&#8230; well shit&#8230; I&#8217;m the fucking president.

Fortunate Son, third edition &#8211; J.H. Hatfield
introduction by Mark Crispin Miller
preface by Greg Palast published by Soft Skull Press
distributed by Publishers Group West

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		<link>http://retardriot.com/reviews/2008/04/07/fortunate-son-george-bush-and-the-making-of-an-american-president-jh-hatfield/</link>
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