Tebaya – Japanese Style Chicken

Food — Doctor Ninja on August 16, 2007 at 1:54 pm

These chicken wings are so good you wanna take and rub them all over your face. This is fast food Japanese not to be confused with fast food American. American fast food is the equivalent of eating turds out of a trashcan. This stuff is what samurais grab to eat right before they slay a thousand ninjas.

Here is the delicious story of Teba, the super duper chicken wings from Nagoya, Japan. These wings are fried twice in soy oil, which removes unwanted fattiness but still keeps plenty of collagen, leaving them crispy on the outside & juicy on the inside. Now here’s part that’ll make you drop to your knees and lick the floor should one of these wings fly from your fingers… the sauce. The owner of Tebaya spends a day preparing a special garlic sauce & then tops the wings with black pepper and roasted sesame seeds
Teba chicken wings will have you licking your fingers to the bone…

They also have a nice selection of sandwiches, beverages and other cheap chicken delights. There are only a few chairs in Tebaya, so plan for take out or get delivery. Personally, I prefer to stay cozy and revel in the magic of frying Teba chicken wings.


Tebaya - Japanese Style Chicken

Sexy Prison “Italians Who Just Saw Rocky” LP

Music — Doctor Ninja on August 14, 2007 at 8:37 am

What if Ian Curtis was the lead singer of Extreme Animals… with Whoopi Goldberg on drums & Henry Rollins as a sexy cheerleader. Bad idea? Or great idea!!! Hmmm…

Red vinyl = 10 points. Songs called “Zima on your Tits” and “Escape from Dude Mountain” = 20 points. Chopped off head on album cover = 15 points. Lyric sheet = 15 points. Richard Pryor sample = 20 points. So far this Sexy Prison clocks in at 80 points.

Let’s just say this is the Rhode Island School of Design and I’m Professor Doctor Ninja, right about now this record is getting a “B”. Then I As I sip my TAB and ponder my notes, I recall my first impressions of “Italians Who Just Saw Rocky”…then I do some more pondering. The album title alone deserves a B+. Class dismissed.

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Sexy Prison “Italians Who Just Saw Rocky” Lp


Music — Doctor Ninja on August 2, 2007 at 11:34 am

Some noisy shit you can shake your booty to on qualludes. Kind of like a farting deaf Peaches. Heavy bass with bleeps, boops & wierd shit in all the right places.
This collection of early/rare tracks from 1999-2004 includes songs from the “Triple X” cassette, the “Vixen Hott” and “Full Time” cd-r’s, and much more. Cover art by G. Beauvais.
Get ready electrodes… VIKI is the building (industrial factory) & she’s gonna make it shake like an earthquake!!!

Ten bucks from http://animaldisguise.com/

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Live Free or Die Hard

Movies — Doctor Ninja on August 1, 2007 at 11:05 pm

This movie blows up all other movies. John McClane for president!

The Simpsons Movie

Movies — Doctor Ninja on August 1, 2007 at 10:59 pm

I watched about 20 million previews for this movie. For the last 17 years. I can’t believe I missed it in theaters. I guess I’ll see it on TV eventually. Maybe tomorrow… at 6:30, 7 & 11pm. Do the Bartman!!!Bootleg Bart

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