Crystal Understanding – Hold the Gem

Music — Doctor Ninja on June 27, 2007 at 1:09 pm

The album cover is by Jacob Ciocci. It’s pink. The music is also pink. And by pink I mean gay. Not happy gay either… sad gay. If I were Larry Flynt and this was a Jeff Gannon movie I would give it no boners up. It’s bleepy boopy music with songs about feelings. If you’re gonna sing about feelings you’d better have a guitar… a guitar with a fucking metal pedal. And your feelings better be about how Satan “rules” or how much you wanna kill the president. There is a skull on the inside of the cd (insert reference to compact discs sucking here). Crystal Understanding… skulls are tough why don’t you think about it?

When I’m in a bad mood I don’t like happy music. I like killer bad-ass shit. That makes me happy. Why does the caged bird sing? I’d rather listen to “Free Bird” ten times in a row than listen to this cd again. Listen to Lynard Skynard that’s some emotional music with out any mush-mouthed pussydom. I must be traveling on now.

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