About the Books

zines — Noah Lyon on November 19, 2007 at 8:32 am

Retard Riot books are published by trolls on acid free paper that is unfriendly to the enviroment. Trolls live under bridges and their natural born enemies are the Keebler elves. The Keebler elves live in trees where they manufacture cookies. When the trees are chopped down to make paper they are ground into pulp. The trees have a high cookie content so that’s what makes our books so delicious.

eat one

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